Gabcast! Listen Up #2
(must be read in a chihuahua accent)
Love is hard, you know?
I treat her like a purebred even though she’s a mutt
I took her to the dog show
and caught her sniffing pit-bull butt
She is such a ho that I had to let her go
She got our puppies and all I got were fleas
I make sure her rent is paid
and she takes my milk bones without saying please
She’s probably out at the dog park getting laid,
If you ask me the bitch should be spayed!
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